(Source: manicpixiedeathbitch, via symmetry-keeps-me-close-to-you)
johnny and annie wer in luv
dey playd neopetz and namd petz aftr eachothr
johnny made JOHNNY_LUVS_ANNIE
annie made ANNIE_LUVS_JOHNNY
well 1 day johnny went on da site and looked up ANNIE_LUVS_JOHNNY
well dat pet wuz in da pound
so he calld annie up on da fone…
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
(Source: 2treehill, via verbivorous)
literally shaking (as opposed to metaphorically shaking)
I know I’m 19 and I’ve been driving for a little over 4 years but no one has ever taught me to drive on the highway or change 800 lanes at a time and I was “following” my mom today and she changed 5 lanes at a time to merge onto the highway because she forgot and I had to pull over on the grass and cry and call her until she came and picked me up and now she’s mad at me but oh well at least i’m not dead maybe she should’ve taught me how to drive and it wouldn’t take me three times as long as my friends to get somewhere
this was just rambling
don’t mind me
my knees are still quivering and i have to do sign into my online class but all I want to do is cry
she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain and
i blog all night until my eyes are red and scream when people talk to me first and reach post limit and sit there for 3 hours waiting for it to let up and talk to my cat and tell him he’s a sweetie pie and dress up like a wizard
so call me maybe
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
(Source: aladdinsfuturewife, via misskitty-x)
lets draik this to the bedroom and ill shoyru my krawk
Anonymous asked: post another pic of yourself!
okay
just for you
anon
